Monday 28 November 2016

My High School Reunion...

Is this Saturday. O_O! It's been twenty six years since my final year of high school. O_o! Mannnn! Time is a ruthless muthafucker.
Just wondering, while I'm typing this, if there is anything I would do differently. YESSSS!!!! YES I WOULD! I wouldn't have went to march for the ANC with my fellow school mates. With their crooked asses!  Not my school mates.  The ANC!  I didn't even know what the ANC was, I just wanted time out from the classroom. We didn't even learn about Nelson Mandela in history class. If we did, it must have been for five minutes in one lesson because I could swear I didn't know what the fuck I was going to march down West street for. Viva viva.  I was vivaring.  I didnt know why but I was vivaring like a fool!  And happy too!  Met my dad there. That was cool. But the truth is, I was as interested in politics as I was in walking on hot coal.
Let's see. What else...I would have eaten healthier, worked out often, not started smoking and definitely not chewed on so much ice. That's just for starters.
Teeth? Teeth are one of those things that we take for granted. Shameful. Until we realize there are no third chances in life. The life of molars and incisors. Once your milk teeth fall and your REAL teeth grow out? Listen to me when I tell you.......these should be the top priority on your list of "must take care of's." No matter how addictive ice is. If ya body's lacking something and forcing you to eat the ice, drink water. Water's good for you. Because I've got a story for you. Once upon a time, I want my enamel back! The end!
The reunion? I've been milling over it for a while now. Attending, that is. Up until this morning, I was under no circumstances attending. As of now, I'm still torn but leaning more to the side of attending. Or not. Like should I, shouldn't I? Uuuuuurgh! I dunno. I dunno. What do I do?  What would Jesus do?  Hmmmmm, nope.  He didn't have a high school reunion from what I know.
Back to square one.
Dammit, Libra's don't do this deciding thing well.
The good thing is that so far, I've secured a date! My sister in law just so happened to be free. Hahahhaha! Don't look at me like that. -_- Whaaaaat? Do not under-estimate the power of my extrovert-ism. Extrovert-ness? Extrovertitis?
Fuck it!
The point is, don't under-estimate it. Don't pay any attention to the fact that it doesn't exist either. Just play along. We'll get through this blog post much faster if we all agree.
Thing is...'Cause I'm thinking that you might be thinking that maybe I can't. But I can. I can get a proper date just as much as you can if you had a high school reunion to go to but you weren't married anymore. If I wanted to. But see, I don't do that casual dating shit. It's crap. Firstly. Because talking to and holding strangers....NO! And secondly, no proper date will be good enough if it's not MYYYY proper date! Ya know....?
Therrrrre, hmmmmm, hmmmmm------see, I knew you'd understand.
Meanwhile,
I'm still no closer to a decision.
>_<! I suck at being excited about events!

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Juuuuust A Little While Longer!

I'm over here wishing that I was already cuddling and coo-ing my grandson. It won't be long. There are just a few weeks left until he arrives. Happiness! ^_^ ! I have one, infact two more little people to love more than life itself.

What is life without love, huh?

Empty and meaningless.

Like my arm without my half sleeve tattoo. I won't mention names but Sean, I hope you're reading this. Wait. Just in case he's not, lemme send him a Whatsapp to remind him that four weekends have passed since I planned, drew and prepared for the pain. That should get him to prioritise my tattoo in the midst of all of the important things he has to do today.

I'm loving having them with me for the past few weeks while the contractor purposely or should I say, typically, drags out the renovations to their home. Nothing like a full house! It feels alive! It feels like Christmas came early. With Paige gone, I've really missed the noise, the laughing and the traffic.

Sharde's baby bump is not so much a baby bump anymore. She's also having a baby boy! :-) yeah, I'm sure you've guess, he was the second little person I'm gonna smother with love! There's been a boom in baby making in our family this year. Peeps have been busy, hehehe!

In other news, since it's been on repeat since this morning, along with Too Good to Say Goodbye, I'm loving Bruno Mars track, Versace on the Floor. He's a genius, that guy!






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Thursday 24 November 2016

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving with ya families and friends.

Mine? Was non-existent. In South Africa, we don't celebrate this holiday. We try to be thankful everyday. Thankful that nobody showed up in the middle of the night and carried us out of our homes and claimed ownership of the property that we've been paying mortgage on for umpteen years. A-hem. I could go on, but I'm still groggy from that sinus tablet I took yesterday.

I do see that we've caught onto the Black Friday concept. Whoooooooop! What a waste. Of. Time!

Regardless of my opinion, there are people sleeping in trolleys outside stores as we speak. No, LOL! I'm serious. Wait, I've got proof. Never fear......when you're able to save pictures off of Facebook. I guess that dude really needs a new flat screen tv. Or a kettle at R99.

These stores though? Okay.....correct me if I'm wrong. From what I imagined Black Friday to be? Things are meant to be dirrrrrrrt cheap, right? Like 'faint in fuckin public when you see the price' kinda cheap, isn't it? Hmmmmmmm, well, NOT! There should be rules. Did the US send these stores the rules? I doubt it. 'Cause I've seen the catalogues and needless to say, I'm extremely disappointed, South Africa. Not shocked 'cause y'all are greedy asses. Just disappointed and I really don't like being disappointed on a Friday.
No matter what colour it is!

This is just like that time they started Survivor SA and then brought back one of the people who was voted out and they went on to win...O_o! This place is just ruleless to the core, I telya! Howww?!?!? How can you be voted out and then......you know what? Not my business.

What is my business is listening to music while I go to work. Lemme go do that.




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Wednesday 23 November 2016

Happy Birthday, Paige

I miss you like crazy but that's okay, it won't be for too much longer.

Happy 22nd birthday, sugar! I love you!
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