THIS is what I call precious!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmokay yeah, I might be just a teeeeeny bit biased because I made her but still!
Okay, okaYY, geeeeeeez! Who called the conception police?!?! I didn't make her by myself, i made half of her! @_- I mean, I am half of her! >_< Wait? Half of me made her!?!? Oh &^%$ it! I gave birth to ALL of her without an epidural! Yup! Trumped by me with the vagina and child-bearing hips, thank you. Very much! Oh, don't make that face, you know you've been beaten by a vagina before! And liked it to. You mighta even been freaky enough to have enjoyed being hip-choked!
O_O
What?
I'm the very last person that you need to be asking about how does one get choked by a hip! Ask the person who came up with twerking, they might know 'cause I damn well never knew that one could do all the things that we see asses do these days.
Yes
Yes, I've been practic..............................................................scureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch!!!!!!!!!!
See what your'll made me do! I had little to NO intention of coming up on here, talking about anybody's, let alone my, vagina or twerking ass but then y'all started pushing and pushi-----------bad example.
(My attention span scares me)
A-hem, (I just composed myself)........assssssss I was saying.
Mother's are meant to be mushy and subjective, aren't they? A Little? Especially when they watch their kids being fortunate enough to be doing what they love.
First thing I said to her when I saw this pic was, "I see Jackie Chan Jr. in the corner there!" LOL!
I wonder if we're having loadshedding tonight? Hmmmmmmmm?
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