Tuesday 20 October 2015

Bacon And ------- Advertising

It's a blazing hot day here in Durbs, shew! But I liiiiiike, :-)!

Writings become one of the biggest crutches in my life. Hey, rather that than becoming a wine swine, right?

What!?!

Look, okay, okay! Before I'm faced with a buncha toy-toying pigs protesting outside my bedroom window harmonising about defamation? Don't take it personal, it's just a silly term we use here in SA. Alllllll it means is------all it means is, someone who ovvver drinks wine. A greedy-for-wine person! Like a pig. For wine. Get it?! Wine swine?

Helping?!

No?!

Okay, Ima stop. But Ima leave that up there anyway 'cause seriously! Pigs have no right to feel any shame with all of the shit they get themselves into. Literally! Not to mention the shit that they get into themselves. Like there's no limit to pigs. At all! But ay------I like bacon. Is that bad?! I like the American bacon the best! Oooooooooooooo-yummy! Our bacon doesn't cook like that. Ours is all soft and wavy kinda, like it doesn't have a backbone.

American bacon?!? Mmmmmm-mmmm, with it's tall, lean looking self, and then it gets all hard and stern when heated and crispy between the teeth and you chew on it and the flavourrrrrrr! Dammit!

Hell was I talking about before my mouth started watering?

Writing, yes! The conventional, getting ya book idea/finished manuscript embraced by a publishing company way is always a great thing! But there are times when one doesn't want to go that route, especially because of the time that it takes. Most publishers don't want you sending your manuscript to multiple publishing houses so if you have months at a time to wait for a response? Cool! If you don't, there are other ways to get your work out there. I came across these helpful sites this morning;

https://savvybookwriters.wordpress.com/2012/03/11/18-top-websites-to-promote-your-book-for-free/


http://www.bookbaby.com/bookshop


http://www.yourwriterplatform.com/promote-and-market-your-book/
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