Wednesday 13 June 2012

Dietary Requirements


Day 3 was good!  Especially dinner!  Grilled chicken and salad.  Lunch?  Like I was telling Wendy yesterday.  This diet, along with weight loss, very cleverly causes you, on a daily basis, to begin at least one sentence with, "You know, there's only so much..." Because for lunch, part of the meal was green beans.  As much as I can crunch on a few raw green beans when the opportunity arises?  It doesn't arise often and it's normally in passing.  Like when I'm passing through a very dark, dreary, sugar free tunnel.  The tunnels name is "On Diet."  An entire bowl?  Nnnnnnnnnnnnn!  "You know, there's only so much..." 

So?  Seeing as it’s midweek, what have you got planned for this weekend?  Limited calories also cause me to ask these deep, thought-provoking questions!  I have another babyshower, but I’m not gonna say it.  You’re gonna start thinking that I’m some kinda babyshower-attendee-for-hire or something.  Just to make the room look fuller.  So, and like my mum says when she starts a story and knows she’s dying to tell you the rest but shouldn’t…”Ay, I rather shut my mouth!”  And then waits.  For someone to say, “You can’t start a story and then just say that??!?”  That’s allllllllll the coercing that she needs.  And she calls me Lester Loose Lips.

I’ve had many requests on Facebook for a copy of this diet, so I thought I would copy it here for whomever else wants to try it but are too afraid to ask…LOL!  Just a few suggestions before I go.  I have two slices of wholewheat bread, I know it seems as though you’re allowed to eat an entire loaf if you want but…don’t do it.  I know it’s tempting, especially for those people who tend to be technical.  I see you already, buttons popped open, full as a python, pointing at the page and yelling, “It said as much as you want!”  And then the carrots and cheese, I steamed the carrots in water in the microwave with salt, once it they were softer than hard, I sliced the cheese on top after I drained the water out, and melted it in the microwave, it was reallllly tasty.  The grilled chicken tastes good with salt and pepper and sliced onion, just add the onion before it’s almost cooked.  The spinach?  I let the onions soften in a little bit of water, COUGH, and added the spinach, COUGH, salt and pepper…best of luck with the spinach…CHOKE, hold your nose closed and just swallow if you have to.  That really is the only thing I struggled with so far.  And in all honesty, I can already feel a difference in my jeans.  And ofcourse there was the ham that was trying to beat me in a test of wills.  And I’ve learnt from that mistake…my choice will be chicken when they use that slash between the two!  Good luck everyone!


THE DIET

Due to the strength of this diet, it is recommended that you plan it so that you do not have any big events planned during your next 13 days.
The best starting time is on a Sunday, which only gives you one miserable weekend.  This allows you to lose a minimum of 9kg’s, only if it is done strictly.  From the 14th day you can start eating normally again, without putting on weight for three years because the diet has altered your metabolism.
Eat you whole-wheat bread with only a scraping of margarine.
Please note that you need to drink a minimum of 2 litres of water per day.  The purpose of this diet is to change your metabolism, with the result that after this diet you can eat normally again.  Please note that this is not a traditional crash diet, but a diet to change metabolism digestion as it continues to work after 13 days.  If the diet is followed in a strict manner, you should lose all excess body fat, between 9 – 20kg’s.  This diet must be followed for 13 days only – no longer and no less.
If during the 13 days you consume 1 beer, 1 glass of wine, one piece of chewing gum or any extra food, you might as well stop this diet because it becomes pointless and the diet will have no effect in this case, you may try again after 3 months.
If you have followed the diet perfectly for 13 days, you must not repeat it under any circumstances before 12 months have passed.  It is recommended that this diet is repeated every 2 years if so required.
NO MILK OR SUGAR IS ALLOWED.  You may use Sweetner, Lemon Juice, Onions, salt and pepper.

Day 1
Mon              BREAKFAST : Coffee (as much as you like, no milk and sugar)                                   
                     LUNCH : 2 boiled eggs, cooked spinach (as much as you like)
                     SUPPER : Grilled Steak/Chicken (as much as you like)
                                                                                                                                                            
Day 2
Tues              BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Grilled Steak/Chicken, green salad (cucumber and lettuce) and quality fruit 
                     SUPPER : Ham/Chicken (as much as you like)
                                                                                        
Day 3           
Wed              BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : 2 boiled eggs, tomato salad and green beans                                               
                     SUPPER : Ham/Chicken and green salad
                                                                                                                                                            
Day 4
Thurs            BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Cooked/Raw carrots and cheese (as much as you like)                                 
                     SUPPER : Fruit Salad and natural/plain yoghurt
                                                                                        
Day 5
Fri                 BREAKFAST :  Carrots with lemon and coffee                                                              
                     LUNCH : Grilled white fish and raw tomato                                                                 
                     SUPPER : Grilled Steak/Chicken and salad
Day 6
Sat                BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Grilled de-skinned chicken (as much as you like)                                          
                     SUPPER : 2 boiled eggs and carrots
                                                                                        
Day 7
Sun                BREAKFAST : Lemon tea                           
                     LUNCH : Grilled Steak/Chicken and fruit (as much as you like)
                     SUPPER : Anything you like (not even on the menu) (sensible meal)
Day 8
Mon              BREAKFAST : Coffee                                  
                     LUNCH : 2 boiled eggs, cooked spinach (as much as you like)
                     SUPPER : Grilled Steak/Chicken (as much as you like)
Day 9
Tues              BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Grilled Steak/Chicken, green salad (cucumber and lettuce)                         
                     SUPPER : Ham/Chicken (as much as you like)
Day 10
Wed              BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : 2 boiled eggs, tomato salad and green beans                                               
                     SUPPER : Ham/Chicken and green salad
Day 11
Thurs            BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Cooked/Raw carrots and cheese (as much as you like)                                 
                     SUPPER : Fruit Salad and natural/plain yoghurt
Day 12
Fri                 BREAKFAST :  Carrots with lemon and coffee                                                              
                     LUNCH : Grilled white fish and raw tomato                                                                 
                     SUPPER : Grilled Steak/Chicken and salad
Day 13
Sat                BREAKFAST : Coffee and whole wheat bread (as much as you like)                           
                     LUNCH : Grilled de-skinned chicken (as much as you like)                                          
                     SUPPER : 2 boiled eggs and carrots

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